A Hilarious Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails
>> Tuesday, February 2, 2010
(This is one of the chain mails, I got today morning. My friend wanted me to post it in my blog. We both are tired of chain mails by a few of our friends who are on the way of becoming professional chain mail senders.)
I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 and continuing it in 2010 also.......
Because of your kindness:
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
* Forwarded hundreds of mails but still waiting for FREE DESKTOP, LAPTOP, CAMERA, CELLPHONE etc…..
* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer...
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo...
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a Can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.... (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)
* Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of $ 100 million. So much trustworthy.
* I have forwarded 35 emails to 400 people hoping that Ericsson or Nokia will send me latest mobile phones but those models are also obsolete now.
* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh , Tirupathi Balaji pics etc. Now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else)
NOW IMPORTANT NOTE :
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will Pee on your head today at 6:30pm.
Nothing has happened till now......... ......... ..... but who knows. So please forward. :P
P.S. - I don't read the chain mails. So, please don't send it to me. I read this because my friend called me and insisted that I read it.
4 Expert Comments:
dis was hilarious...and i am forwarding it....:D
Each and every point was extremely RELATEable... (if only there's a word like that)
But, very funny. I became nostalgic as well... thinking about the time I started getting such mails.
Good going.
I find these kind of chain mails really bugging esply which ends with these words which says that mail it to 10 people or something terrible will happen to you if you won't. So, i generally mail it back to the sender :D
Very Funny-and probably true-lol
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